The US Government has finally captured an alien! He says his name is Dave and he comes in peace.

 

Everything is going great with Dave until you, Brian, turn your back and he steals your body! Not Cool Dave, fuck you.

 

His body is disgusting! But at least Dave accidentally gave you body switching abilities aka “schleem” in Davinian so everything is not that bad.

 

You see an ant and quickly switch into it. Well not much to do now except find Dave and get your body back. Wait what? Dave in your body has told the army base that Dave escaped into an animal’s body and now they are after you! What the fuck Dave? I got you coffee! Fuck You Dave!